Blaze of Glory

**Blaze of Glory is by Bon Jovi. It has no significance to anything in this current blog. I'm just currently listening to it. Today, I am outing myself as a Bon Jovi fan. No more being closeted for me. I am proud to say that I own a copy of Slippery When Wet on vinyl. And if you don't like that, fuck you. Bon Jovi gets 3 metal horns, mainly because Richie Sambora is married to Heather Locklear and I hate that bitch.***

Sorry, I'm singing....hold on a second.

(Lord I never drew first but I drew first blood, I'm the devil's son...call me young guuuuuunnnn)

Ok better. So sorry.

I have one fond bon jovi memory. I was 20 years old, drinking underage at the metal club I hung out at up at college. I drank free and underage, for 2 reasons. I have tits and I ran the metal show. Of course the metal girl would get free drinks. Anyway, we went on 80s night, not knowing it was 80s night. What should the DJ put on but 'Livin' on A Prayer'. I had a considerable amount to drink, as did all my friends. As if divinely instructed by God, I instinctively climbed up on the bar. The bartender followed me. We sang Bon Jovi at the top of our lungs, followed soon by the rest of the bar. Then I bought the bar shots. Those were the good old days, days of Jager shots till you puked, Irish Carbombs, Redheaded Sluts, you name it, we drank it. I'm lucky if I can do a night of shots without dying now. My tolerance was so much higher then. No, that wasn't the 19 shots of JD, 2 pitchers of beer night. That's a diffrent story, different club.

Tonight we're going out for Toni's birthday. I'm designated driver!!! Woo! No drinking heavily for Hizzy. That's okay, the Landing is expensive anyway.

Tomorrow is Sean's birthday. I think I have something in the way of a present in mind. I gotta stop by Borders and see what I can find. I have to get something at the mall for Toni anyway. Yeah, like I'm gonna tell you what I'm getting her. Let's just say, she'll be well able to shop for a while.

My 80 gig drive was stolen out of Jason's mom's car. Long story, if you're wondering, talk to me or Yoda about it. Anyway, long story short, I'm getting a 120 gig out of the deal! To that, I throw double metalhorns.

Gotta go to work.

Kisses to everyone,
HIZZY

Music : Pantera - Yesterday Don't Mean Shit