Sober

**Sober is a song by Tool. If you don't know that, you're stupid. Just kidding. You know I love you all. Good song, one of my top 5 tool songs. I give it 4 horns up, just becuase there's 3 songs I like more than it. \m/\m/\m/ ***

Sober, that's what I am. I was a little bit tipsy last night. Last night was fucking awesome. We went out for Toni's birthday. Started off the night with a shot of JD at Toni and Erich's. I didn't need a chaser, thought I would for sure. Looks like the Hiz still has it! That was followed by a trek to Grand Ave and the Lemongrass restaurant, home of some of the finest Vietnamese/Chinese-y type fare in South City. It was also the stage for Hizzy's Parallel Parking Adventure. I found a spot about a block over from the restaurant, near Alabama. There was plenty of room. However, I blow at parallel parking. Eventually, I said 'fuck it' and told Chuck to parallel park my car for me. He couldn't adjust the seat, so I backed the car up and drove it into the spot, which was considerably large. Yeah, laugh. I suck at parallel parking.

Then it was off to the Landing. WOO! We went to Fat Tuesday's which is now my favorite place to go on the Landing. I had a great mudslide. Then I saw Drake, the former guitarist for Harkonin. It was cool, but confusing for each of us to see the other there, since we were both totally out of our element. If it was the Creepy Crawl, that would be different, but not Fat Tuesdays on the Landing, home of yummy frozen drinks. Posch and I screwed over this guy. He came up to us and put his fat grubby hands on our shoulders and told us to buy him two beers. We said, "Only if you buy us each a shot". He did. We totally screwed him. Shots are more expensive than beer. And I kept his change. I'm evil.

I found a black Salem ashtray at Fat Tuesdays on the bar that I totally wanted, so I swiped it. No crime in taking ashtrays. I'm so sure it happens all the time.

We went to Morgan Street. It was crowded and not very good. Then we went to the Trainwreck Saloon. We witnessed a near deathbrawl between a Cards fan and a Red Sox fan. It was great. We went to the President Casino...this is after Beaver ran off without telling any of us and ended up taking a dump behind trainwreck because he "had to go really bad". Cute, Bucky.

The casino was great. I figure I won about 8 bucks in nickels. It was short lived though because someone stole my fucking winnings bucket. I was playing Nickel slots on the top floor of the admiral. I had 2 people next to me, one on each side. I put my bucket down between the slots, as everyone does and played my credits. When I next looked down, the bucket and both of the people were gone. I didn't report it, but I almost cried. I didn't report it because I was tired and wanted to go home. I was starting to get a headache. I didn't want to sit in an interrogation room for 4 hours and wait for them to roll tape back to see who took it. Besides, that person might have been long gone anyway. My feet hurt. I wanted to go home.

It was a great night and I think Toni had lots of fun. I'm glad.

I had a very productive afternoon. I woke up at 1 this afternoon. Sleeping in rocks. And then I did the major part of this project I have due on wednesday. All I have to do next is type some stuff up, that won't take so long. Looking for the sites I needed took a long time. I think I have some really good ones though.

Then I finally got my dishes clean. I still have a couple pots and some plates that wouldn't fit in the dishwasher because it was almost overloaded. Those are okay though. I am also currently watching baseball and Mizzou football. I need picture in picture badly.

I have a project for someone to help me out with. I've been trying to locate the lyrics for "Rough Day" by Days of the New for sometime. I have questions as to some of the lyrics in there and I want to see what they're saying. This song is not on a DoTN album, but is on the Heavy Metal 2000 soundtrack. If anyone has these lyrics, email them to me.

That's all. Off to Sean's in a few hours for another party. Yay!

HIZZY

MUSIC : Snoop Dogg - Who am I (What's My Name?)
LINK : This site is awesome. It's English translated by Japanese people. HILARIOUS. Engrish.com