Saturday Night's Alright

**Saturday Night's Alright sucks. It sucks worse than most songs have sucked before. I hate Elton John, which is a large part of why it sucks. I just needed a song with Saturday in the title**

Saturday night is gonna be just fine, friends. Yoda is coming over to give me a glorious new 120 gigabyte hard drive, chock full of movies, mp3s, ebooks, games, porn, etc. You name it, it's on there. I passed on the roms though. There's enough of those floating around the group. You know, I realized something. Hard drives are like dicks. Once you have one, you're constantly wanting a bigger one. I don't have one, so I wouldn't know for certain. Fact of the matter is, I am going to have a very large hard drive for all my fun computer stuff.

I still miss Nix. Like crazy. Can't seem to get him off my mind, and I really don't want to. I'm good at multitasking, so I can think of 20 things at once. Bottom line, I miss Nix. And I love him. I did something dumb last night and said, "Where the fuck is my mind at?" I almost slammed into someone's back end at a light. Anyway, I asked that, and Yoda goes, "Wherever Nix went"That's right, my dear Jedi friend. My mind is in Oregon. And my heart. Nix, I love you and miss you. I hope to hear from you soon.

My car is all clean. I went and had it washed today. Note I said HAD it washed. I was much too lazy and too tired from work to actually wash my car. It's all shiny. It'll just get bird shit on it again soon, if it hasn't already.

I think that's it for now. Oh, and my apartment is semi-clean too. Cleaner than it was. I feel better now. I was so shocked at how messy I can be.

Yep, that's all. Talk to you all later.
HIZZ

Music -- System of a Down "I-E-A-I-A-I-O"
Link -- kissthisguy.com -- a HUGE collection of misheard lyrics. A very funny site.