Bit o' humor

Go to www.blogthings.com. It's the Quizilla for us cool kids.

I found these there.
(there are *s next to the ones that apply to me)

You Know You're From Missouri When...
Everyone in your family has been on a "Float trip." *

"Vacation" means driving to Silver Dollar City, Worlds of Fun or Six Flags.

Down south to you means Arkansas.

The phrase, "I'm going to the Lake this weekend," can mean only one thing.

You know what "Party Cove" is. (If you know where, you are a boating party animal) *

You think Missouri is pronounced with an "ah" at the end.

You know in your heart that Mizzou can beat Nebraska in football. *

You think I-44 is spelled "foarty-foar." (St. Louis Only)

You'll pay for your kids to go to college unless they want to go to KU. *

You know that Concordia is halfway between Kansas City and Columbia, and Columbia is halfway between St. Louis and Kansas City, and Warrenton outlet mall is halfway between Columbia and St. Louis. *

You can't think of anything better than sitting on the porch in the middle of the summer during a thunderstorm. *

You know that Harry S. Truman, Walt Disney and Mark Twain are all from Missouri. *

You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is. *

You think "frog gigging" should be an Olympic sport.

You think Imo's is larger than Pizza Hut.

You can tell the difference between a horse and a cow from a distance.

You don't put too much effort into hairstyles due to wind and weather.

There's a tornado warning and the whole town is outside watching for it.

The local gas station sells live bait.

Little smokies are something you serve on special occasions.

All your radio preset buttons are country.

You know enough to get your driving done early on Sundays before the Sunday drivers come out.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Missouri. *

AND ONE MORE

You Know You're From St. Louis When...
You love toasted ravioli with Budweiser beer. *

"Vacation" is a choice between Silver Dollar City and Lake of the Ozarks.

You can find Pestalozzi Street by aroma alone. *

You can get anywhere in 20 minutes, except on highway 40. *

You can debate for 30 minutes whether Missouri Baking or Marge Amighetti makes the best Italian bread.

You know what "Party Cove" is, and where the "lake" is. *

You still can't believe the Arena is gone. *

Your first question to a new person is, "Where did you go to High School?" *

Your non-St. Louisan friends always ask if you're aware there is no "r" in "wash."

You know at least one person who's gotten hurt at Johnson Shut-ins. *

You know in your heart that Mizzou can beat Nebraska in football. *

You think the four major food groups are Beef, Pork, Budweiser and Imo's. *

You know there are really only three salad dressings: Imo's, Zia's and Rich and Charlie's.

You'll pay for your kid to go to college unless they want to go to KU. *

You would rather have a root canal without anesthetic than drive on Manchester on a Saturday afternoon. *

It just doesn't seem like a wedding without mostaciolli. AND YOU PRONOUNCE IT 'MUSKACHOLLI'. The balance of the menu is ham, boiled roast beef, string beans with ham and of course pitchers of Busch Bavarian (class weddings have Bud) *

You know, within a three-mile radius, where another St. Louisan grew up as soon as they open their mouth. *

You know what a Pork Steak is...and what kind of sauce to put on it! *

Everyone in your family has floated the Meramec River at least once. *

A hoosier is someone that lives just south of Chouteau, not a person from Indiana. *

You have made fun of Mike Shanahan and tried to imitate him ordering another cold, frosty Busch Bavarian Beer.

You have listened to Mike's broadcast on KMOX, while watching the game on TV and wonder what game he is watching. *

A tear forms in your eye as someone mentions their favorite Jack Buck story. *

You've said, "It's not the heat, it's the humidity." *

Your favorite summer treat is handed to you upside-down

You bleed Blue between September and May *

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from St. Louis.*