Pussy slash cat

You had to be there. You really did.

Tonight was one of the funnest nights I've had in a long time. Good times with good friends. Only thing missing was Nix, but it was still fun nonetheless.

Here's a quick recap:
WEnt to this new Pan-Asian restaurant (not Pan as in Panama, pan meaning 'across') called Jimmi Yins. The food was cheap and good, extremely good.

Then we went over to Amber's for games and drinks. That's where things got interesting. Someone, who will remain nameless for anonimity reasons, was asking a question on a card to someone else. It was something like "Your significant other gets a cat one day while you are at work. You are allergic to cats. Do you make them get rid of it?" Well, instead of saying 'cat', SHE (only identifying characteristic to be used -- that and it's the a person you wouldn't even expect to hear the word 'pussy' from) said "Your significant other gets a pussy slash (/) cat and blah blah blah". We fucking lost it. I am going to get a cat. I will name this cat Pussy slash Cat. We then ribbed Jason for having sex with Libby, argued as to whether or not a vibrator and a dildo are the same thing (they SO are not the same thing), laughed over the definition for a Tahitian Facemask that we found on the internet....it's disgusting. Think Dirty Sanchez or Donkey Punch, only much much dirtier. I'll go ahead and tell you all. Note : gross stuff coming up, you may want to skip this if you are grossed out. For those of you who aren't, see the blank spot below...highlight that with your cursor. I've blacked it out for those who don't want to read it at all. I've given you ample warning. Don't come to me saying how sick I am for posting it. I've disclaimed.

A Tahitian Facemask is when someone covers the face of a person with Saran Wrap, shits on the Saran Wrap, covers the shit with another piece of Saran Wrap, and then punches the person in the face.

Yummy. If any guy did this to me, I'd make him eat it. Then I'd kill him.

I learned things about my friends that I didn't want to know, but found strangely amusing at the same time. Again, you had to be there. Sucks that you weren't. Your loss. Fuckers. Just kidding.

Other than that, shit's going pretty well. I miss Nix, but he'll be home tomorrow. Have some homework to finish tomorrow -- a wonderful presentation on word histories and a chapter reflection.

The Pope is in heaven. He's buried. Can we stop it with the news coverage already?

My sister's boyfriend got jumped real bad last night. He got his jaw fractured in about 4 places and has a black eye. Needless to say, he fucked the other guy up pretty bad from what my sis says. Think knee to the face. Broke the dude's nose. It's a long story. I am just glad that he wasn't hurt worse. My sister says that his face looks like Shrek's, only less green and more swollen.

I threw a Hizzy fit tonight, but it was a very mild one. It was regarding a certain person (ME!) making a certain mistake when I was 18, and am not able to live down to this day. No, it's nothing bad, but if you know the one recurring joke about me (other than that I'm a guy, tit jokes, and jokes about me falling down a lot -- thanks Yoda.), you'll understand what I'm talking about.

Anyway, it's near 4 and I have a long day of doing about an hour of homework and sitting on my ass all day. Actually, I might get out and take a walk, maybe walk Oakville's track for an hour. Wish I had an I-Pod (mega birthday hint for all you big spenders out there).

Goodnight.

What a cute pussy slash cat,
Hizzy

Ponder these :
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

and finally, a riddle....

3 men walk into a hotel to get a room for the night. The man at the desk tells them that the room will be 30 dollars. Each man chips in 10 dollars. A little while later, the man at the desk realizes that the rooms are actually 25 dollars, so he sends his bellhop with $5 back to the room that the men are in. On the way to the room, the bellhop wonders how he is going to split $5 between the 3 guys. He gives each of the 3 men $1 back, and keeps $2 for himself. That left the 3 guys each paying $9 for the room.

3(guys) x 9 (dollars) = 27 dollars + $2 that the bellhop kept = 29 dollars

What happened to the other dollar?

Ponder that. Word problems suck.