Break Stuff

**Break Stuff is by that band everyone loves to hate, Limp Bizkit. I think they suck, personally. I give Limp Bizkit no metal horns out of 5, just on principle**

Ever had one of those days where you are just sick and tired of people?
No I'm not going to bitch about anyone in the group in this. All this pissed-off Hizzyness transpired between the hours of 9 am and 7pm.

1. Is it impossible for me to just get one medical chart done without my fucking boss changing his mind on what he wants on the notes? I wasted 8, yes, 8 sheets of paper on one client. Now, I'm not a tree-hugger, so I couldn't care less that I was killing the rainforest or bullshit like that. What I'm pissed about is that I'm wasting ink by doing all this shit. Last week, my boss got mad at me for jazzing up the notes a little bit. He said it 'wasted ink and paper' and then he turns around and does this shit.

2. I hate robotic automated phone systems. I had to call a health insurance company today because I had a question. Now listen to this shit.You know how it says "Press 1 for whatever, 2 for this, etc...". Well now, this one insurance company says "Speak your answer". Yes, speak your answer. Is this culture becoming so lazy that we can't even press a phone button. Also, I mumble, so I had to do it a couple times and then I thought I was going to get a human, and it kicked me back to the main menu. Fucking hell.

3. My boss, the aforementioned dumbass, just got a brand new cellphone. Now, this is a 45 year old man. I must preface that. He sat there in his office on his fat ass and played with his ringtones for half an hour. Now, normally that would'nt bother me. What bothered me was that he had the phone on the 'super deafening trillon decibel" phone volume. I couldn't hear Howard Stern and it was annoying music anyway. I'm gonna scream the next time I hear the Blue Danube Waltz, I swear to fucking god.

4. When I was on the phone with the aforementioned lazy ass insurance company, my sister called me. Normally this wouldn't be a big problem, but I had actually gotten a human on the phone. The doctor said, "She's on the phone with an insurance company. Looks like she's about wrapping it up. I'll have her call you back when she's done." Now, my sister must not speak English. Not 2 minutes after calling the office, my cell phone started screaming. It was her. When I finally called her back, she had a super simple computer question that could have been avoided if she had just gone to 'Find' and then typed in what she needed. But NO! And then she bitches at me about how she needs to find a job, so I should help her. The question was resume related. I told her that if she wouldn't have been a bitch at work, she would still have a job. She said, "Family is more important than an insurance company. I said "Yeah, but it's not like it was one of my friends, besides, I don't want to sit on hold again for 20 minutes or speak my answers." She got pissed and hung up.

5. A lawyer called me up after Doc had left for the day and proceeded to go into a pissed off tirade about my boss. About how he hasn't recieved anything on his client. The conversation was weird, so I'm not going to repeat it. All I know is that this dude was PISSED!

6. I'm going to Taco Bell to get some grub after school. I'm driving up Baumgartner towards Telegraph when all of a sudden, big truck guy comes up behind me. By big truck I mean like one of those huge as Ford F-3 zillions or something. He speeds up and before I know it, he is right up on my ass. I mean like our bumpers were probably only about an inch apart. He flew up behind me and in turn, I"m flying up baumgartner. I finally signal to turn as he goes around me. I honk my horn and stick my middle finger out the window. He slams on his breaks and I thought he was going to turn around, but he didn't. Oh well, what a dick.

In other news:

I saw 4 apache helicopters today on my smokebreak. I don't know for sure if they were Apaches but they were definately US military helicopters. They were flying in a perfect straight line formation. It was sorta neat.

And now, a word on bracket-ology:
I'm slightly in disagreement over Juice Wars voting. Once a winner has been declared, that's it. Joe was rightfully declared winner, so voting was over. It's like in basketball. When the final buzzer sounds and Team A is declared winner, game is over. Team B notices a mistake or a bad call when they go back and watch tape of the game. Team A still wins. Game is over. Can't do anything now. I think Joe should have it. I think he got fucked.

Another example is that when you go vote in November, and you vote for Bush. You go home, eat dinner, maybe watch a porn, and you think to yourself, "Nope. I shoulda gone for Kerry." You can't go back to the voting place and re-vote.

Also, the winner vs. loser thing is no good. There should be a winner for the winners and then a winner in the losers bracket. ONce you've lost, you're out of that bracket. Because regardless, the winner of the winner bracket and the winner of the loser bracket are going to face each other and that winner's bracket winner is gonna win regardless, so what's the point, really?

Anyone else think there should be a "Women of Bugjuice" fight bracket. I sure do. Sadly, there's not enough girls, unless you include ex girlfriends and my sister and Nikki Green. If this is a good idea, I will arrange it and have steve post it on the Juice Wars site.

Just an observation. I now return you to your regularly scheduled life, already in session.

MUSIC : I Hate Jimmy Page by Mindless Self Indulgence (this song is hard to listen to, cause I love Jimmy Page. If you don't know who Jimmy Page is, you can't call yourself a music fan)

LINK : No link today. Go visit the Juice Wars site and vote.

HIZZY