Goin' to the chapel....yeah, right

Be warned. I am about to unleash an ONSLAUGHT on someone. This has nothing to do with an upcoming wedding, but one that occurred, without any of us even knowing.

Let me pose some questions to you first, my dear blogger friends.

1. You're friends with someone for roughly 14 years. You, and many of your other friends, do not like his girlfriend/mother of his child. Would you expect that friend to at least let you know that he's gonna get married?

2. Why throw away 14 years of friendship over some fucking shit like this.

Well, guess what? I'm thisclose to doing that. My friend Nick (aka PV, Venkman, Pussy Viking, Pussy Venkman, Dickless Nickless) got married this weekend and neglected to tell ANY of us. I think it's really fucking shitty. If something THAT major happened in my life (now granted, it won't be a wedding, I'm not the marryin' type), I'd be so overjoyed that I'd have to tell everyone I know, and even complete strangers on the street.

Hmmm...complete strangers. Interesting concept. That's what we've all been to him since that cunt came into his life (you know I'm pissed when I drop the c-bomb). I'm sorry, but that girl is a few bricks short of a smokestack and has more fucking miles on her than a Boeing 767. And Nick, there's a few cherries missing from his fruit salad too. That guy has more fucking issues than anyone I know. He's so anal. I wouldn't be suprised if his wedding were Star Trek themed. Fucking dork. I can just see it now. He's Captain Kirk and Gina was Deanna Troi or someone like that. Fucking idiot.

You know, I don't understand why I'm pissed off about this. I guess because it really bothers me that I have done so much for that cocksucker, so fucking much. I listened to him pour out his fucking heart and soul when some bitch dumped him. I hung out with him when no one else even wanted to have anything to do with him. And what does he do, he turns around and shits on not only me, but all of my friends too.

Fucking dick. I hope he's happy with his whore of a wife and his bastard child. I hope they're happy with their little fucking family and I hope they have tons more little bastards and name them after all the Star Trek characters and just have a happy little Starship Enterprise family. I hope that cunt pops out 10 more kids for Nick to fucking raise on a small salary. I hope he never comes around again. I hope they burn in hell . Thanks for nothing, cock.

HIZZY