Poem

**Poem is a song by Taproot. I think it's the only hit Taproot had. This song was way overplayed. 2 big \m/'s out of 5.**

I thought I was done blogging, but I guess not.

A while back, I wrote some haikus about the people in BJ. Nothing bad, for the most part. Sent them to Quill for evaluation and he sent back some gems of his own. I'm looking into obtaining a copy and getting them posted both here and on the BJ site.

Here are some I made up tonight, and believe me, these are for HUMOUR only. They are not meant to be malicious or rude in anyway. And besides, it's just a blog.

**If you would like to contribute haiku, the general format for it is 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second line, and 5 in the 3rd line. They are only 3 lines long, so you have a limited space to say a lot. Watch your syllables, people**

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
That's all Hizzy ever does
I want to slap her

Yoda knows no fear
He is the Jedi Master
And he wears no shoes

Joe, need a favor
Can you fix my computer?
Take a number, please

Charles has returned
The Led Zeppelin shirt is back
Bye bye preppy clothes

Hizzy loves metal
She would fuck it if she could
God damn, that's hardcore

Spawn has a new game
So he doesn't take your call
For a whole week straight

Maybe more at another time

HIZZY

MUSIC -- Alice in Chains "Would" (MTV Unplugged)
LINK : Heard this looney on the radio today. He's the presidential candidate for the United Fascist Union. His name is Jack Grimes and he's nuts. Here's a link to the United Facist Union. I do not support the UFU. I just thought this guy was crazy enough that his party should be my LOTD.